thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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